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Happy Thanksgiving. And it IS a happy Thanksgiving

Thank you for

And thank you for Roku, Central Garden, Netflix, Alibaba, TakeTwo, Amazon,, Tencent, Google, Nvidia, Microsoft, etc.

Most importantly, thank you the opportunity to invent stuff that we can sell.

Imagine, not one car maker I know of makes a place for your iPhone. Here’s a $7.99 solution. I hope the inventor gets rich beyond his wildest dreams.  Click here.


One enterprising fellow makes dollies that climb stairs…


And thank you for the one billion web sites in the world — all available via Google to sell me something I may need.

I’m with Michael, Anne, Eleanor and Peter in California for Thanksgiving. It’s glorious out here.


For now, I can only focus on joy and, of course, bad Thanksgiving “humor” (for the kids):

+ If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

+ Why can’t you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.

+ What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

+ If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE!

+ Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

+ What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape

+ My cooking is so bad, said one mom,  my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Harry Newton, who’ll worry about net neutrality later. For now, his happiness knows no bounds. I hope yours too.

On Friday, you can buy all sorts of bargain products you don’t need. Have fun.