My Wall Street friend says Gary Cohn “was a daring trader. Made big bets on bonds and interest rates and won more times than not.”
Writes the New Yorker:
His departure is a blip for Wall Street.
Stay the course.
Check. Check. Check.
I’m waiting in the Palm Springs Airport cell phone waiting lot.
No call from Susan?
I check my phone.
No cell phone service.
The cell phone waiting lot is waiting for cell phone service!
Aptly named.
Check. Check. Check.
My old motto.
Win a pair of sunglasses with magic qualities. Watch this ultra-short video.
Your airline boarding pass is toxic.
Don’t discard your boarding pass. Tear it up. Your pass has all your vitals.
It can be used to clone you financially.
Watch why.
Two great Tom Clancy books to listen to in your car
This one is about North Korea, and very pertinent to what’s happening today:
To buy it, click here.
This one is about what’s happening in the Kremlin. It also very pertinent to what’s happening today.
To buy it, click here.
More useful travel tips
More wonderful puns. Great for your children and grandchildren.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
I know a guy who’s addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
Police were summoned to a daycare centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
When she saw her first grey hair she thought she’d dye.
Harry Newton, who loves listening to the Tom Clancy CDs in his car. They make driving to the supermarket fun. My son prefers intellectual podcasts, like those from NPR.
