Harry Newton's In Search of The Perfect Investment
Newton's In Search Of The Perfect Investment. Technology Investor.
8:30 AM EST, Wednesday, October 17, 2007: Sometimes
the dumbest and simplest investment strategy works. Vanguard mutual funds fit
dumb and simple. I have written many times about my love for, and investment
in these six Vanguard funds. Take a gander at the Emerging Markets Stock Index.
I don't make this stuff up.
not to get sick and/or die -- at least from cardiovascular problems:.
Here's the problem: Crap builds up in your arteries. Ultimately, that crap blocks
an artery going to your heart and you have a heart attack. Or a bit of the crap
floats up to your brain and blocks an artery to your brain and you have a stroke.
Or the crap builds up in your legs and it's now super-painful to walk -- you
have PAD (peripheral arterial disease). There are all sorts of pills that will
help -- though none will solve the "crap buildup" problem. The pills
sell billions of dollars a year. The cardiovascular "problem" wouldn't
happen for most people ...
1. IF they
didn't smoke. Dah!
2. IF they weren't overweight. Dah! I've read about experiments with
rats. The less you feed them, the longer they live. (Don't take this sentence
to its illogical extreme.) Think: When was the last time you saw a fat old person?
3. IF they
ate intelligently. A good rule: Skip all the snacks that come in plastic
bags, like potato chips, deep-fried onions, etc.
4. IF they
exercised vigorously. Doctors don't know exactly why exercise works. One
theory is that as you exercise more, your body produces new blood-carrying vessels.
Latest theory is that light exercise is not as good for you as heavy exercise.
Sweating is good.
5. IF they
took their medicine regularly. A huge number of people who are prescribed
Lipitor for the rest of their lives, stop taking it after six months.
6. IF they
got regular rest. I'm a great believer in regular naps.
7. IF they
reduced stress. There are a million ways to reduce it. Stress is topic for
another column. I have an idea: Why don't you email me your favorite stress-reducing
If you and I didn't get older. There's only
two things you can do about aging: First, stop acting like you're old. Second,
See points 1 through 7.
All this thinking
started with yesterday's meeting with a promising biotech startup.
reasons to start (and own) your own business.
You have control. You get to make the dumb decisions. But at least they're
your dumb decisions.
2. Your rewards
are thrice. You earn a profit, that's the first reward. Then you sell the
business and some fool pays you 12 times your last year's profit. That's the
second reward. Or you install a "professonal" manager, retire and
take dividends to eternity.
3. You are
taxed lower. Far lower. From expensing expenses to converting ordinary income
into capital gains... a business owner has a myriad of ways to reduce his taxes
a salaryman doesn't.
4. You have
less stress. You are not the dumb boss your present boss is. Your dumb decisions
will be less dumb. At least they're yours.
5. You get
all the rewards of growth. A growing business employs people. That means
you feed their families. You help them buy houses. You educate their kids. You
improve your local community. You should own your own business just for the
get stuck in my Outlook outbox: I don't know why. I do know three
things about Outlook:
1. Microsoft threw
it into a release of Office in order to say it had something new. It was dumped
in for marketing reasons, not because of functional reasons.
2. The software
that drives Outlook is abysmally written. If Microsoft knew then how popular
it was to become, it would have written Outlook as a database, not as an afterthought.
3. If emails get
stuck in your Outbox, close Outlook. Wait 15 seconds, then open it again. Like
magic, your emails will flow out of your Outbox to the outside world. Magic
you calculate counts in arithmetic (Dah!):
Good Day, Harry.
Thanks for taking the time to do the column. Enjoy it immensely.
Just writing to let you know that your article of Oct. 16, 07, you said your
tax savings were 17%; actually they're closer to 60%.
column about my 2006 taxes. Click
How to recognize a hunter with a DUI conviction. In
case you missed this photo yesterday.
Irish Ghost Story
This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds
like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's apparently true.
a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very
dark, stormy night.
The night was
rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a
few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and
stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, jumped into
the car and closed the door. only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel
and the engine wasn't on!!
The car started
moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared,
he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the
curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed
with terror, watched as the hand repeatedly came through the window, but never
touched or harmed him.
John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he
jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside
and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped
the pub when everybody realized he was crying and....he wasn't drunk.
door opened, and two other people walked in from the stormy night. They, like
John, were also soaked and out of breath.
and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other..."Look
Paddy...there's the idiot who got in the car while we were pushing it."
couple in their 80s were about to get married.
She said: "I
want to keep my house."
He said: "That's
fine with me."
She said: "And
I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's
fine with me."
She said: "And
I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "That's
fine with me, put me down for Fridays."
This column is about my personal search
for the perfect investment. I don't give investment advice. For that you have
to be registered with regulatory authorities, which I am not. I am a reporter
and an investor. I make my daily column -- Monday through Friday -- freely available
for three reasons: Writing is good for sorting things out in my brain. Second,
the column is research for a book I'm writing called "In Search of the
Perfect Investment." Third, I encourage my readers to send me their
ideas, concerns and experiences. That way we can all learn together. My email
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