{"id":20444,"date":"2013-06-14T09:11:56","date_gmt":"2013-06-14T13:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=20444"},"modified":"2013-06-14T09:29:14","modified_gmt":"2013-06-14T13:29:14","slug":"up-and-down-like-the-proverbial-whores-drawers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=20444","title":{"rendered":"Up and down, like the proverbial whore&#8217;s drawers."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was the biggest day ever for my portfolio.I can take more &#8220;yesterdays&#8221; but the ups and downs each day are a little stomach churning. Here&#8217;s the last five days. whew!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Stomachchurning.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20466\" alt=\"Stomachchurning\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Stomachchurning.jpg\" width=\"646\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Stomachchurning.jpg 646w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Stomachchurning-300x130.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 646px) 100vw, 646px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the reason for yesterday:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) &#8211; The Federal Reserve will use its meeting next week to try to calm fears that the central bank is nearer to raising short-term interest rates, according to a report from the Wall Street Journal&#8217;s Jon Hilsenrath on Thursday (i.e. yesterday). The report, quoting officials, says that Fed Chief Ben Bernanke will stress that <strong>any move to reduce the pace of quantitative easing won&#8217;t mean the Fed is close to ending the program. (My emphasis.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There are several things to note about this market:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">1. It&#8217;s a bumpy day-to-day ride you have to ignore if you want to retain a modicum of sanity. The &#8220;bumpiness&#8221; comes from rumors and crazy events overseas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">2. Most stocks move together. Up and down.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">3. The market is unforgiving about pricey stocks who disappoint in their earnings or growth, e.g. LuluLemon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">4. You have to dump stocks that disappoint. And do it quickly. You&#8217;ll notice changes in my recommended portfolio &gt;&gt;&gt; over there in the right hand column &gt;&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">5. You don&#8217;t want to be in bonds. Hence you&#8217;re relegated to equities and stomach churning. What fun.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Cramer picks five stocks for long-term hold. <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Once a year Cramer does his<em> Investing is a Family Affair<\/em> show. He pushes two ideas:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">1. You can do better with individual stocks than you can with funds, since funds are designed to reward their managers with fees.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">2. Kids ought to start investing young &#8212; even if they own only one share.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the impressive performance of his <em>Kid Friendly Portfolio<\/em>. This performance is over several years. I don&#8217;t know how many.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/CramersKidFriendlyPortfolio.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20463\" alt=\"CramersKidFriendlyPortfolio\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/CramersKidFriendlyPortfolio.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/CramersKidFriendlyPortfolio.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/CramersKidFriendlyPortfolio-300x174.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He changes the portfolio every year during his <em>Investing is a Family Affair<\/em> Show. This is his present portfolio:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">1. Disney (DIS)<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>2. McDonalds (MCD).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>3. Whole Foods (WFM).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>4. Gap (GPS).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>5.\u00a0 Google (GOOG). <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0You&#8217;ll notice he dumped Apple, Nike and Hasbro for Whole Foods (nutrition for the kids) Gap and Google.<\/p>\n<p>I have no problems with this portfolio. You should buy ten shares of each for each of your young kids or grandkids.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>\u00a0Mary Meeker&#8217;s forecasts for the Internet. <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">She put out 117 slides on what&#8217;s happening in the Internet and where it&#8217;s going (sort of).<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/MaryMeeker.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20460\" alt=\"MaryMeeker\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/MaryMeeker.jpg\" width=\"610\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/MaryMeeker.jpg 610w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/MaryMeeker-300x188.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Click<strong> <a title=\"Mary Meeker on the future of the Internet\" href=\"http:\/\/www.slideshare.net\/kleinerperkins\/kpcb-internet-trends-2013?utm_source=slideshow03&amp;utm_medium=ssemail&amp;utm_campaign=share_slideshow_loggedout\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">here.<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Fixing the digital economy.<\/strong> <\/span>This New York Times piece is a perfect companion to Mary Meeker. Good weekend reading. Click <a title=\"Fixing the Digital Economy.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2013\/06\/09\/opinion\/sunday\/fixing-the-digital-economy.html?pagewanted=all&amp;_r=0\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>here<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Can anyone top this vacation picture?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ElphantVacation.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20445\" alt=\"ElphantVacation\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ElphantVacation.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"482\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ElphantVacation.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ElphantVacation-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know that this is a column about investing. I know that the this\u00a0 picture is irrelephant. Note the happy smile on the female elephant.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Once upon a time, they considered me the mini-Murdoch<\/strong><\/span>. We were both Australians in the U.S. And we were both publishers. I was very mini. I didn&#8217;t have the ambition, nor the wives, nor the children from different wives. I still have the same wife, and she&#8217;s a keeper. I have two children from the same wife. That makes my estate planning\u00a0 a lot easier.\u00a0 Murdoch has six children from three wives. He&#8217;s worth about $11 billion, slightly more than I&#8217;m worth. Rupert is 82, and probably looking for another young wive. This writeup &#8212; the latest Borowitz Report &#8212; amused me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Murdoch Divorce Stuns Satan<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Rupert-Murdoch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20451\" alt=\"Rupert-Murdoch\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Rupert-Murdoch.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Rupert-Murdoch.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Rupert-Murdoch-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">HELL.\u00a0 (The Borowitz Report)-Word that the News Corporation chief executive Rupert Murdoch has filed for divorce from his wife, Wendi Deng, came as a &#8220;total surprise&#8221; to longtime Murdoch confidant Satan, the Lord of the Underworld said today.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;I am totally blindsided by this,&#8221; Satan told reporters. &#8220;He and I talk every day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Citing his long history with the media titan, the Hound of Hell said, &#8220;We go way back. I gave him the idea for Fox News. I told him to hire Roger Ailes. That&#8217;s why this is such a shock.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">A frequent dining companion of the Murdochs, Satan said he &#8220;didn&#8217;t have a clue that they were having problems.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;I&#8217;ve had dozens of dinners with them in the Hamptons,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Did they bicker? No more than other couples. But they seemed to be on the same page about all the important things, like creating corrupt media monopolies and buying politicians. I thought they were for keeps.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Adding that he &#8220;cares deeply about his friends,&#8221; Satan said the news about the Murdochs had hit him especially hard: &#8220;I was just starting to get over the Putins.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">The Prince of Darkness said he first got word of the Murdoch divorce about an hour before the official announcement: &#8220;My banker at Goldman Sachs called and told me to sell my News Corp. stock right away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/HarryNewton.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16364\" title=\"HarryNewton\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/HarryNewton.jpg\" width=\"233\" height=\"210\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nHarry Newton who has given up on salt and cut down on his sugared-drink intake. Nice cold water with dinner is better than Coke. My son will be happy about the salt. It&#8217;s not difficult to give up on adding salt to everything. You just stop. One day to the next.<\/p>\n<p>We have a nightly routine. At 10:59 PM, Monday through Thursday, Susan and I crawl into bed and watch <em>The Daily Show<\/em> and <em>The Colbert Report<\/em> on <em>Comedy Central. <\/em>Jon Stewart is off for the summer, replaced with John Oliver, who&#8217;s very funny also. You can watch this past week&#8217;s excellent shows on <em>Comedy Central&#8217;s<\/em> web site. Click <a title=\"Watch John Oliver and Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>here.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was the biggest day ever for my portfolio.I can take more &#8220;yesterdays&#8221; but the ups and downs each day are a little stomach churning. Here&#8217;s the last five days. whew! Here&#8217;s the reason for yesterday: WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) &#8211; The Federal Reserve will use its meeting next week to try to calm fears that the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}