{"id":25135,"date":"2014-03-21T09:43:24","date_gmt":"2014-03-21T13:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=25135"},"modified":"2014-03-21T09:43:24","modified_gmt":"2014-03-21T13:43:24","slug":"tasteless-airline-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=25135","title":{"rendered":"Tasteless airline humor"},"content":{"rendered":"

Too many things going on. Need today to catch up.<\/p>\n

I’ll be back Monday.<\/p>\n

Meantime, here’s some total tastelessness. From Malaysia’s Airlines web site:<\/p>\n

\"MalayasianAirlines\"<\/a><\/p>\n

And here’s the good news. The found the plane.<\/p>\n

\"MalaysianPlaneFound\"<\/a><\/p>\n

And some more tasteless airline “humor.”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and………OH… MY GOD!”<\/p>\n

Silence followed.<\/p>\n

Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, Im sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”<\/p>\n

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled…….”For the luvva Jaysus……you should see the back of mine!”<\/p>\n

\"HarryNewton\"<\/a>
\nHarry Newton. See you Monday, brighteved and bushytailed.<\/p>\n