{"id":26874,"date":"2014-07-03T12:45:05","date_gmt":"2014-07-03T16:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=26874"},"modified":"2014-07-03T12:45:05","modified_gmt":"2014-07-03T16:45:05","slug":"im-not-dead-it-rained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=26874","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not dead. It rained."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Susan said &#8220;Let&#8217;s go the country one day early.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So, we went last night.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It rained.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Good bye DSL. Good bye Internet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Finally, the sun is shining. And I&#8217;m back on the Internet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Last night I had a great idea for today&#8217;s column.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">But this morning all my energies went into begging Fairpoint to fix our Internet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;ll be back later today with &#8220;The Great Idea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">For now, enjoy the humidity and the good employment numbers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Harry-PHoto-Larry-David.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26875\" alt=\"Harry-PHoto-Larry-David\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Harry-PHoto-Larry-David.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Harry-PHoto-Larry-David.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Harry-PHoto-Larry-David-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Michael, my son, shot this. He says it&#8217;s my &#8220;Larry David&#8221; picture. Michael is talented.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Susan said &#8220;Let&#8217;s go the country one day early.&#8221; So, we went last night. It rained. Good bye DSL. Good bye Internet. Finally, the sun is shining. And I&#8217;m back on the Internet. Last night I had a great idea for today&#8217;s column. But this morning all my energies went into begging Fairpoint to fix [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}