{"id":32291,"date":"2015-09-23T10:13:35","date_gmt":"2015-09-23T14:13:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=32291"},"modified":"2015-09-23T10:13:35","modified_gmt":"2015-09-23T14:13:35","slug":"so-well-and-so-bad-the-best-yom-kippur-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=32291","title":{"rendered":"So well, and so bad. The best Yom Kippur story."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It&#8217;s amazing how &#8220;professional&#8221; managers do so well, and so badly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Here are two stories &#8212; from the New York Times and BloombergBusiness &#8212; of returns achieved by endowments of our major universities. From BloombergBusiness:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Bowdoin College&#8217;s endowment return of <strong>14.4 percent<\/strong> &#8212; the best among schools so far this year &#8212; was fueled by a portfolio built around top-performing private equity and hedge funds, said Stanley Druckenmiller, a longtime investment committee member.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Druckenmiller, a legendary billionaire investor who graduated from Bowdoin in 1975, said Paula Volent, the college&#8217;s chief investment officer, deserves credit for constructing the portfolio. In addition to selecting private equity funds that bore fruit in the last year, the college had stakes in macro hedge fund managers who had &#8220;outsized, outlier returns taking advantage of the decline in oil and currencies,&#8221; he said, declining to name specific investments.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">&#8220;It&#8217;s mainly Paula Volent,&#8221; Druckenmiller said in a telephone interview. &#8220;She&#8217;s done just a phenomenal job.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Bowdoin is an elite, liberal arts college in Brunswick, Maine, that has benefited from outstanding endowment investment performance, helping it compete with peers such as Amherst and Williams. The school was founded in 1794 and its alumni include Franklin Pierce, the 14th U.S. president, numerous state governors and Congressmen, as well as leaders in business and arts.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">The value of the endowment rose 15 percent to $1.4 billion in the year through June 30. The university had an annual average return of <strong>10.5 percent<\/strong> over the past 10 years, according to a statement Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">&#8220;This investment performance is truly remarkable,&#8221; Bowdoin President Clayton Rose said in the statement. Rose was hired this year from Harvard Business School, succeeding Barry Mills, the president for 14 years. (Mills hired Druckenmiller and Violent.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">The endowment&#8217;s annual and 10-year annualized returns for fiscal year 2014 were among the top 10 highest, according to data compiled by Bloomberg.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I am pleased that the Newton family has a small scholarship fund at Bowdoin, which is used to help students attend that wonderful college. My daughter and her husband attended Bowdoin and fell in love there. They now have a one-year old, Sophie, who has been granted &#8220;ultra-early&#8221; admission to Bowdoin.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">From the New York Times:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">The Harvard University Management Company, which oversees an endowment of $37.6 billion, the academic world&#8217;s largest, generated a <strong>5.8 percent return<\/strong> for its most recent fiscal year, significantly lower than several of its rivals.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">The return, for the year that ended June 30, beats the preliminary <strong>5.6 percent figure<\/strong> that Cambridge Associates released as the average for endowments over $3 billion that it tracks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Still, &#8220;the Harvard result was disappointing,&#8221; said Charles Skorina, owner of a company that recruits chief investment officers for endowments.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Mr. Skorina noted that Harvard had consistently underperformed its rivals over the last few years despite having one of the biggest and most expensive endowment offices.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">While Harvard&#8217;s biggest rivals in the universe of large endowments &#8211; including Princeton and Yale &#8211; have yet to release their returns, several people in the endowment sector said that those schools were all expected to release results of well over 10 percent. The people spoke on the condition of anonymity.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Massachusetts Institute of Technology, for example, just reported a <strong>13.2 percent return.<\/strong> Bowdoin College, a far smaller school with a $1.3 billion endowment, this week reported returns of <strong>14.6 percent.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Still, results varied widely. The University of Texas Management, which has $26.6 billion to manage, reported that it had a weighted 3.5 percent return for its two funds.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Weak returns in the market are expected to depress investment performance at schools where portfolios are limited to stocks and bonds. But schools such as Harvard have access to a range of alternative investments such as private equity, hedge funds and real estate.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">In the last fiscal year, private equity and real estate fared particularly well. Although Harvard did not disclose its asset allocation in its most recent report, it had roughly 20 percent of its assets in private equity in the 2014 fiscal year; Yale, by contrast, had about 33 percent of assets in that sector. Harvard&#8217;s decision not to provide its asset allocation numbers made it harder to evaluate the impact of allocation decisions on performance.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">And although Harvard outperformed the internal benchmarks it sets for itself in all but the &#8220;absolute&#8221; or hedge fund category, the outperformance may not necessarily have been as impressive as those at other endowments. There were, however, some savvy moves, such as eliminating investment in commodity indexes when such investments were posting steep declines.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Endowment performance is crucial at all colleges because a portion of the returns are used to finance their annual budgets. Harvard relies on the endowment for roughly 35 percent of its yearly expenses.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Still the Harvard endowment&#8217;s leadership team has had a lot of turnover ever since Jack Meyer stepped down as its head in 2005. Harvard had &#8211; and continues to have &#8211; a strategy in which a portion of its money is managed internally and a portion is managed externally by investment firms including hedge funds. It is the only large university to use such an approach. Most endowment chiefs allocate the school&#8217;s funds to outside managers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Before Mr. Meyer&#8217;s departure, some members of the Harvard faculty had complained that money managers who worked at the Harvard Management Company were paid enormous sums of money compared with academics. The negative publicity was said to be a factor in Mr. Meyer&#8217;s decision to leave, despite a stunning record. He was replaced first by Mohamed El-Erian who had been at Pimco. Mr. El-Erian left in 2007 to return to that firm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">He was followed by Jane Mendillo, who had once worked at Harvard and then ran the endowment for Wellesley College, but she quit in 2014 after returns proved disappointing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">She has since been replaced by Stephen Blyth, who was promoted to president and chief executive after many years at the endowment firm. Mr. Blyth had previously held posts as head of internal management and public markets.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">In a long letter released with the performance figures, Mr. Blyth signaled that he intended to keep with Harvard&#8217;s history of managing some of its money internally, but he suggested that he would make changes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">For example, he wrote that he would aim to have his internal money managers work more closely with one another by tying their compensation not just to the assets each one managed but also how the endowment as a whole performed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Still, Harvard may not pay the same sums as private firms, which could lead to difficulties in attracting and keeping talent.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Goldman Sachs pushes Apple.<\/strong> <\/span>They say your &#8220;return potential&#8221; (i.e. buying it now) is 41%. Goldman says Apple can reach $163. They think the new 6s phones and the new iPad are the catalysts. For the full 39-page report, click <strong><a title=\"Goldman Sachs recommends Apple\" href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/GS-AppleRecommendaitons.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">here.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Meanti<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">me Apple&#8217;s stock is doing terribly. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Applethis-Year.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-32298\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Applethis-Year.jpg\" alt=\"Applethis Year\" width=\"641\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Applethis-Year.jpg 641w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Applethis-Year-300x165.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 641px) 100vw, 641px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">According to BusinessInsider,\u00a0every model of the iPhone 6S is already sold out. The new iPhones will still be available in Apple stores and carrier stores on Sept. 25, but pre-orders are already on back order.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Meanwhile, I&#8217;m awaiting my $900+ iPhone 6s Plus. Hopefully soon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">At one point Apple&#8217;s stock will take off, though I have no idea when, which is why I continue to hold a little Apple stock.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>How to read the FT, the WSJ, the NYTimes, etc.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Most now have subscription models, which means you have to pay money. Here&#8217;s a tip:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Go to the front page of the Financial Times. Find the name of the story you want, then Google &#8220;FT Deloitte&#8217;s new chief in push on standards.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Get the headline of\u00a0 your requested article. Preface your search by FT, WSJ or NYTimes&#8230; You get the idea.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Shopping at Best Buy, Home Depot and Lowe&#8217;s.<\/strong> <\/span>Yuch!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The first thing you learn is that none of them have what you want.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Second, Lowe&#8217;s and Best Buy really have little inventory of interest. At least Home Depot has helpful, knowledgeable people., and lots of inventory you can&#8217;t find on Amazon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Sell Rosh Hashanah, buy Yom Kippur,<\/strong><\/span> which is today.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">&#8220;Hi. This is Sarah Palin. Is Senator Lieberman in?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">&#8220;No, governor. He&#8217;s out today. This is Yom Kippur.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">&#8220;Well, hello, Yom. Can I leave a message?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>The best Yom Kippur story.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\"><strong>The Talking Parrot<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Meyer, a lonely widower, was walking home along Delancy Street one day wishing something wonderful would happen in his life, when he passed a pet store and heard a squawking voice shouting out in Yiddish,&#8221;fQuawwwwk&#8230;vus machts du?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Meyer rubbed his eyes and ears. Couldn&#8217;t believe it. Perfect Yiddish.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">The proprietor urged him, &#8220;Come in here, fella, and check out this parrot&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Meyer did. An African Grey cocked his little head and said: &#8220;Vus? Kenst sprechen Yiddish?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">In a matter of moments, Meyer had placed five hundred dollars on the counter and carried the parrot in his cage away with him. All night he talked with the parrot. In Yiddish. He told the parrot about his father&#8217;s adventures coming to America. About how beautiful his late wife, Sarah, was when she was a young bride. About his family. About his years of working in th e garment district. About Florida .<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">The parrot listened and commented.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">They shared some walnuts.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">The parrot told him of living in the pet store, how lonely he would get on the weekends. They both went to sleep.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Next morning, Meyer began to put on his Tfillin, all the while saying his prayers. The parrot demanded to k now what he was doing and when Meyer explained, the parrot wanted to do the same. Meyer went out and had a miniature set of tfillin hand made for the parrot.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">The parrot wanted to learn to daven and learned every prayer. He even wanted to learn to read Hebrew.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">So Meyer spent weeks and months, sitting and teaching the parrot, teaching him Torah In time, Meyer came to love and count on the parrot as a friend and fellow Jew<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">One morning, on Rosh Hashanah, Meyer rose and got dressed and was about to leave when the parrot demanded to go with him. Meyer explained that Shul was not a place for a bird, but the parrot made a terrific argument, so Meyer relented and carried the bird to Shul on his shoulder.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Needless to say, they made quite a spectacle, and Meyer was questioned by everyone, including the Rabbi and the Cantor. They refused to allow a bird into the building on the High Holy Days, but Meyer persuaded them to let him in this one time, swearing that the parrot could daven. Wagers were made with Meyer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Thousands of dollars were bet that the parrot could NOT daven, could not speak Yiddish or Hebrew, etc.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">All eyes were on the African Grey during services. The parrot perched on Meyer&#8217;s shoulder as one prayer and song passed &#8211; Meyer heard not a peep from the bird. He began to become annoyed, slapping at his shoulder and mumbling under his breath, &#8220;Daven!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Nothing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">&#8220;Daven..parrot, you can daven, so daven&#8230;come on, everyone is looking at you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Nothing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">After Rosh Hashanah services were concluded, Meyer found that he owed his Shul buddies and the Rabbi over four thousand dollars..<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">He marched home, so upset he said nothing to the parrot.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Finally several blocks from the Temple the Parrot began to sing an old Yiddish song, as happy as a lark.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Meyer stopped and looked at him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">&#8220;Why? After I had tfillin made for you and taught you the morning prayers, and taught you to read Hebrew and the Torah. And after you begged me to bring you to Shul on Rosh Hashana, why? WHY?!? Why did you do this to me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">&#8220;Meyer, don&#8217;t be a schmuck,&#8221; the parrot replied.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">&#8220;Think of the odds we&#8217;ll get on Yom Kippur!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/HarryNewton.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21218\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/HarryNewton.jpg\" alt=\"HarryNewton\" width=\"200\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/HarryNewton.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/HarryNewton-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Harry Newton.who loved that the Pope arrived at the White House this morning in what appeared to be the smallest car Fiat makes. 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