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<\/a><\/p>\nHe’s apparently very bright, and now very rich. For a fascinating article, “The Bad Boy of Pharmaceuticals Hits Back,\u00a0<\/em>click here.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n This is fraud. Do not open the attachment. <\/strong><\/span>I received this email this morning:<\/p>\n This is getting really boring: The bank is right. It’s fraud. <\/strong><\/span>The thief is testing my account before ripping it off:<\/p>\n Thoughts for a desultory day:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n And for your silly quiz<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation<\/strong><\/p>\n Giraffe Test<\/em><\/p>\n 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.<\/p>\n The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.<\/p>\n Elephant Test<\/em><\/p>\n 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?<\/p>\n Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?<\/p>\n Wrong Answer.<\/p>\n Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.<\/p>\n Lion King Test<\/em><\/p>\n 3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals attend … except one. Which animal does not attend?<\/p>\n Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.<\/p>\n Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.<\/p>\n Crocodile Test<\/em><\/p>\n 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?<\/p>\n Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Haven’t you been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.<\/p>\n According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, 90% of the Retirees they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson says this conclusively proves that most retirees do not have the brains of a four-year-old.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n