{"id":3822,"date":"2010-09-14T09:04:41","date_gmt":"2010-09-14T13:04:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=3822"},"modified":"2010-09-14T10:54:41","modified_gmt":"2010-09-14T14:54:41","slug":"buy-rash-hashanah-sell-yom-kippur-old-market-adage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=3822","title":{"rendered":"Buy Rosh Hashanah. Sell Yom Kippur. Old market adage."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Yom Kippur begins Friday night. I don&#8217;t buy all the old stockmarket adages. But they&#8217;ve been half-working this year. The other famous one is <em>Sell in May and Go Away.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">We still have a conflicted stockmarket. Half the people think the world is falling apart. The other half see corporate profits exploding. Hence today&#8217;s New York Times article:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>For the Bad News Bulls, Adversity Is Opportunity.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/ThreeMarketOptimists.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3831\" title=\"ThreeMarketOptimists\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/ThreeMarketOptimists.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/ThreeMarketOptimists.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/ThreeMarketOptimists-300x165.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>Three market optimists. From left, John A. Paulson, president of Paulson &amp; Company; Bill Miller, chairman of Legg Mason Capital Management; Michael Hintze, chief of CQS Management.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">LONDON \u2014 For the better part of a year, a small band of investors and  economists has been arguing that the torrent of grim news on jobs and  the stagnating United States economy is shrouding an immutable fact: the  recovery is at hand \u2014 you just can\u2019t see it yet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">At a time when fear-stricken hedge funds are stocking up on gold, retail  investors are fleeing the stock market and gloom-peddling economists  like Nouriel Roubini are commanding the airwaves, making a bullish case  for stocks can be lonely, dispiriting work.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">But therein lies the opportunity for investors like <a title=\"More articles about John Paulson.\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/reference\/timestopics\/people\/p\/john_paulson\/index.html?inline=nyt-per\">John A. Paulson<\/a>, the hedge fund executive who made billions by betting on a housing crash, and Bill Miller, the <a title=\"More articles about mutual funds and exchange-traded funds.\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/your-money\/investments\/mutual-funds-and-etfs\/index.html?inline=nyt-classifier\">mutual fund<\/a> manager at <a title=\"More information about Legg Mason Incorporated\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/news\/business\/companies\/legg_mason_inc\/index.html?inline=nyt-org\">Legg Mason<\/a> Capital Management who is best known for his 15-year streak of beating the Standard &amp; Poor\u2019s 500-stock index.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Mr. Paulson has big stakes in companies like <a title=\"More information about Bank of America Corp\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/news\/business\/companies\/bank_of_america_corporation\/index.html?inline=nyt-org\">Bank of America<\/a> and <a title=\"More information about JPMorgan Chase &amp; Company.\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/news\/business\/companies\/morgan_j_p_chase_and_company\/index.html?inline=nyt-org\">JPMorgan Chase<\/a> as well as in the French automaker <a title=\"More articles about Renault S.A.\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/news\/business\/companies\/renault-sa\/index.html?inline=nyt-org\">Renault<\/a>. Mr. Miller is betting on <a title=\"More information about International Business Machines Corporation\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/news\/business\/companies\/international_business_machines\/index.html?inline=nyt-org\">I.B.M.<\/a> and <a title=\"More information about Citigroup Incorporated\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/news\/business\/companies\/citigroup_inc\/index.html?inline=nyt-org\">Citigroup<\/a>, and says that stock in large American companies has not been this cheap, compared with bonds, since 1951.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u201cThe corporate earnings of both European exporters and U.S. companies  have exceeded analyst estimates,\u201d Mr. Paulson wrote in a letter to  investors this summer. \u201cThe S.&amp; P. 500 now trades at only 13.8 times  2010 estimates, well below the 30-year average of 19.5.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">So far, the returns have been hard in coming.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Mr. Paulson\u2019s Recovery fund was down 9 percent in August, and over the  last three years Mr. Miller\u2019s main fund is down 16.5 percent, compared  with a 10 percent decline in the S.&amp; P. 500.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">For many analysts, the idea that one should ignore the chief economic  indicators is absurd \u2014 especially when some suggest that the world\u2019s  largest economy may be heading into another slump.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u201cTo steal a march on the market, one should follow the leading  indicators closely,\u201d Albert Edwards, a well-known bearish strategist at <a title=\"More information about Soci\u00e9t\u00e9 G\u00e9n\u00e9rale.\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/news\/business\/companies\/societe_generale\/index.html?inline=nyt-org\">Soci\u00e9t\u00e9 G\u00e9n\u00e9rale<\/a>,  wrote in a note last week. He is forecasting a 50 percent retreat for  the S.&amp; P. 500. \u201cThese are variously pointing either to a hard  landing or, at best, a decisive slowdown.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">The bad news bulls do not dispute that the relentless beat of lost jobs  and sagging house sales represents a serious economic threat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">But they argue that in many respects this avalanche of bad news has  little bearing for a growing number of corporations that are making  money by relying more on technology, borrowing at rock-bottom rates and  increasing sales to galloping overseas markets in China, Brazil and  India.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u201cYes, the job numbers are frightening,\u201d said Michael Hintze, the founder  of CQS Management, a fixed-income hedge fund based in London. \u201cBut that  does not affect a company like Glaxo, which sells a value-added product  into markets like China, the U.K. and Indonesia.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">No doubt, the indicators of fear remain powerful.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">They include the persistence of net short positions on the broad  indexes, meaning that investors have more money riding on a market fall  than on a market rise, and, despite low interest rates, the still  relatively high cost of financing for banks, which curtails lending. A  rising number of large Wall Street banks says the likelihood of a second  <a title=\"More articles about the recession.\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/reference\/timestopics\/subjects\/r\/recession_and_depression\/index.html?inline=nyt-classifier\">recession<\/a> is increasing, and most significant, the notion is still widely held  that house prices in the United States will not soon recover.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Mr. Hintze, who manages about $6.8 billion, refers to what is commonly  known in financial circles as an \u201cupcrash,\u201d in which a market consumed  with negativity finally realizes that things are not so bad. Investors  begin to climb the wall of fear, producing a sharp, and in some cases,  long-lasting rally.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">What Mr. Hintze and other like-minded investors are betting on is that  in spite of the combination of high sovereign debt and unemployment  figures, global companies with worldwide brands and limited leverage are  in a position to drive a longer, more sustained stock market boom.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">But for that to happen, they say, investors must break free of a  tendency to either stay on the sidelines or to continue selling whenever  there is a bad report on jobs or housing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u201cApple does not depend on U.S. housing starts, nor does <a title=\"More articles about BMW.\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/news\/business\/companies\/bayerische_motoren_werke_ag\/index.html?inline=nyt-org\">BMW<\/a>,\u201d  said David F. Marvin, chairman of Marvin &amp; Palmer Associates, an  institutional global equity fund based in Wilmington, Del.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Since 2007, Mr. Marvin\u2019s assets under management have shrunk to $4.6  billion, from $12 billion, and he concedes that it has been hard to  persuade clients to take risks, given what has happened since 2008.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u201cWhen you are burned that badly you get cautious,\u201d he said. \u201cBut there  is a real boom going on now in emerging markets from China to Korea and  India, where incomes are rising and there is demand for the upscale  products that LVMH and Mercedes produce.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">In a report on the United States economy published in July, the director  of economic research for the Milken Institute, Ross C. DeVol, pointed  out that in the second quarter, corporate investment in equipment and  software increased at an annualized rate of 24.9 percent as companies  made use of available cash and easy borrowing terms to become less  reliant on human workers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u201cIt\u2019s a bit of a disconnect because this will retard job growth,\u201d Mr. DeVol said, \u201cbut companies are becoming more efficient.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Mr. DeVol is forecasting United States unemployment of about 7.7 percent  at the end of 2012, a high figure for the country but one that he  argues reflects the fact that many people who lost their jobs in the  recession will not be qualified to re-enter the work force.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">And therein lies the rub. Is the rise of a global corporate elite,  increasingly dependent on markets like China, India, Turkey and Brazil,  enough to generate a broad-based stock market recovery even as house  prices sink and good jobs remain increasingly difficult to find in the  United States and Europe?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Hedge funds, generally seen to be the most courageous of investors,  remain for the most part on the sidelines. Prime brokers say that many  of the big funds, hurt by poor performance this year, are largely  unwilling to take on significant leverage and make a bet on stocks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">All of which leaves the bad news bulls in a distinct minority, rarely seen and not often heard \u2014 for now at least.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u201cThe prevailing view is definitely negative,\u201d said <a title=\"More articles about Byron R. Wien.\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/reference\/timestopics\/people\/w\/byron_r_wien\/index.html?inline=nyt-per\">Byron R. Wien<\/a>, global strategist for <a title=\"More information about The Blackstone Group\" href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/news\/business\/companies\/blackstone_group\/index.html?inline=nyt-org\">the Blackstone Group<\/a>,  adding that he had begun to observe a tendency for investors to take on  more risk. \u201cBut that provides an opportunity for optimists.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Is the stimulus still working its way through the system?<\/span><\/strong> There is an argument it is. This piece is from James Surowiecki,\u00a0 <em>The New Yorker&#8217;s <\/em>brilliant financial writer:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">When President Obama unveiled an array of new tax-cut and spending proposals last week, one word was noticeably missing from his speeches: \u201cstimulus.\u201d Republicans, meanwhile, energetically set about decrying the plan as \u201cmore of the same failed \u2018stimulus\u2019 \u201d and as simply a \u201csecond stimulus\u201d\u2014as if the word itself were a damning indictment. The idea of using countercyclical fiscal policy to help get a weak economy moving is hardly radical. But in Washington stimulus has become the policy that dare not speak its name.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">This wouldn\u2019t be surprising if we were talking about a failed program. But, by any reasonable measure, the $800-billion stimulus package that Congress passed in the winter of 2009 was a clear, if limited, success. The Congressional Budget Office estimates that it reduced unemployment by somewhere between 0.8 and 1.7 per cent in recent months. Economists at various Wall Street houses suggest that it boosted G.D.P. by more than two per cent. And a recent study by Mark Zandi and Alan Blinder, economists from, respectively, Moody\u2019s and Princeton, argues that, in the absence of the stimulus, unemployment would have risen above eleven per cent and that G.D.P. would have been almost half a trillion dollars lower. The weight of the evidence suggests that fiscal policy softened the impact of the recession, boosting demand, creating jobs, and helping the economy start growing again. What\u2019s more, it did so without any of the negative effects that deficit spending can entail: interest rates remain at remarkably low levels, and government borrowing didn\u2019t crowd out private investment.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Politically, however, none of this has made any difference. Polls show that a sizable majority of voters think that the stimulus either did nothing to help or actively hurt the economy, and most people say that they\u2019re opposed to a new stimulus plan. The hostility has numerous sources. Many voters conflate the stimulus bill with the highly unpopular bailouts of the banking sector and the auto industry; Republicans have done a good job of encouraging such misconceptions, as when Representative Mike Pence, of Indiana, referred to the \u201cbailout stimulus.\u201d Also, the stimulus\u2014which, to begin with, was too small to completely offset the economy\u2019s precipitous drop in demand\u2014was oversold. The Administration\u2019s forecasts about the recession (particularly regarding job losses) were too optimistic, and so its promises about what the stimulus would accomplish set the public up for disappointment.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">But the most interesting aspect of the stimulus\u2019s image problems concern its design and implementation. Paradoxically, the very things that made the stimulus more effective economically may have made it less popular politically. For instance, because research has shown that lump-sum tax refunds get hoarded rather than spent, the government decided not to give individuals their tax cuts all at once, instead refunding a little on each paycheck. The tactic was successful at increasing consumer demand, but it had a big political cost: many voters never noticed that they were getting a tax cut. Similarly, a key part of the stimulus was the billions of dollars that went to state governments. This was crucial in helping the states avoid layoffs and spending cuts, but politically it didn\u2019t get much notice, because it was the dog that didn\u2019t bark\u2014saving jobs just isn\u2019t as conspicuous as creating them. Extending unemployment benefits was also an excellent use of stimulus funds, since that money tends to get spent immediately. But unless you were unemployed this wasn\u2019t something you\u2019d pay attention to.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">The stimulus was also backloaded, so that only a third was spent in the first year. This reduced waste, since there was more time to vet projects, and insured that money would keep flowing into 2010, lessening the risk of a double-dip recession. But it also made the stimulus less potent in 2009, when the economy was in dire straits, leaving voters with the impression that the plan wasn\u2019t working. More subtly, while the plan may end up having a transformative impact on things like the clean-energy industry, broadband access, and the national power grid, it\u2019s hard for voters to find concrete visual evidence of what the stimulus has done (those occasional road signs telling us our tax dollars are at work notwithstanding). That\u2019s a sharp contrast with the New Deal legacy of new highways, massive dams, and rural electrification. Dramatic, high-profile deeds have a profound effect on people\u2019s opinions, so, in the absence of another Hoover Dam or Golden Gate Bridge, it\u2019s not surprising that the voter\u2019s view is: \u201cWe spent $800 billion and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">Bizarre as it may seem, a less well-designed stimulus might have been more popular, and that would have made it easier for Obama to sell the electorate on his new stimulus proposals. But, given the scope and depth of the recession, it\u2019s also likely that any stimulus would have become a political albatross. As Jonathan Baron\u2014a professor at the University of Pennsylvania who studies the role of psychology in public policy\u2014has discussed, if you take action and things go wrong, you\u2019re often held more responsible than if you do nothing, even when the failure to act would lead to a disastrous outcome. Of course, Presidents are always blamed or rewarded for the state of the economy. But, in pushing through the stimulus plan, the Administration tied itself to the fate of the economy more tightly than if it had done nothing. It\u2019s a harsh lesson: when Rome is burning, trying to put out the fire may cost you more than just sitting by and fiddling. \u2666<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Videos worth watching.<\/strong><\/span> First a serious one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/J3eQmzw6n3k&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xd0d0d0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/J3eQmzw6n3k&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xd0d0d0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Then this one about a couple who got married late in life. The sound starts a bit late. Be patient. Click on\u00a0 <strong><a href=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/fakewomen.wmv\">fakewomen.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Soon there&#8217;ll be even more charges for traveling on planes, watch this video. Click on <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/New_Airline_Rates.wmv\">New_Airline_Rates.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">If these videos don&#8217;t play on your PC,\u00a0 download <strong>VLC Media player<\/strong>. It&#8217;s free and flawless. Highly recommended. Much much better than Windows Media Player. Click<strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.videolan.org\/vlc\/\" target=\"_blank\">here.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">How to handle all your digital photos? <\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I went to my friend&#8217;s kids&#8217; wedding. I took some photos. It&#8217;s easy and cheap to take photos today. &#8220;Film&#8221; is free. But there&#8217;s a &#8220;price.&#8221; All digital photos require &#8220;processing.&#8221; Cropping. Color balancing. Lightening. Sharpening. A Wall Street Journal writer deals with 54,000 photos. He likes an Adobe program called Lightroom 3. Click <\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB10001424052748703453804575479701696524796.html?mod=djemptech_t\" target=\"_blank\">here.<\/a> <\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> You can read reviews of Lightroom<\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dpreview.com\/reviews\/AdobeLightroom3\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.digitalcamerareview.com\/default.asp?newsID=3018\" target=\"_blank\">here.<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">You can pick up a full, free, 30-day evaluation copy of Photoshop Lightroom 3<\/span><\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.adobe.com\/cfusion\/tdrc\/index.cfm?product=photoshop_lightroom&amp;loc=en_us\" target=\"_blank\">here.<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">There are two types of cameras out there &#8212; cheap point-and-shoot and expensive, heavy single lens reflex (SLR) cameras. They both take great pictures. The BIG difference is &#8220;shutter lag.&#8221; Hit the button on an DSLR (Digital SLR) and you take the picture instantly. Hit the button on a point-and-shoot (including Canon&#8217;s G10 and G11 &#8212; see column on right) and it takes a while before the shutter goes off and you get the picture. That shutter lag can cost you the smile. You have to anticipate smiles, make them last longer or carry a brick.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Four weekend wedding photos taken with my Canon G10.Good for a point-and-shoot that fits in my pocket.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Bob-and-Callie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3836\" title=\"Bob and Callie\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Bob-and-Callie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Bob-and-Callie.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Bob-and-Callie-178x300.jpg 178w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/IMG_0028.jpg\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3833\" title=\"IMG_0028\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/IMG_0028.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"188\" \/> <\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/IMG_0036.jpg\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3834\" title=\"IMG_0036\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/IMG_0036.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"267\" \/> <\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Callie-and-Nate.jpg\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3835\" title=\"Callie and Nate\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Callie-and-Nate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"188\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><em>From left. Happy father of the bride, the ceremony, a gorgeous guest (my new daughter-in-law) blowing celebratory bubbles and the groom and bride<\/em>.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Callie-and-Nate.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Where do red-haired babies come from?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. &#8216;Doctor,&#8217; the man said, &#8216;I don&#8217;t mind telling you, but I&#8217;m a little upset because my daughter has red hair.  She can&#8217;t possibly be mine!!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8216;Nonsense,&#8217; the doctor said. &#8216;Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8216;It isn&#8217;t possible,&#8217; the man insisted. &#8216;This can&#8217;t be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair For generations.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8216;Well,&#8217; said the doctor, &#8216;let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? &#8216;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The man seemed a bit ashamed. &#8216;I&#8217;ve been working very hard for the past year.  We only made love once or twice every few months.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8216;Well, there you have it!&#8217; The doctor said confidently.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8216;It&#8217;s rust!!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/HarryNewtonNewShot2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"HarryNewtonNewShot\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/HarryNewtonNewShot2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"125\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Harry Newton who&#8217;s off to the dermatologist, again. Why? My dentist told me my nose looked curious. She meant the blemish, not\u00a0 the shape, which, sadly, gives curious a whole new meaning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yom Kippur begins Friday night. I don&#8217;t buy all the old stockmarket adages. But they&#8217;ve been half-working this year. The other famous one is Sell in May and Go Away. We still have a conflicted stockmarket. Half the people think the world is falling apart. The other half see corporate profits exploding. 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