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<\/a><\/p>\nAfter ten years, the fund’s value is now 1.55 times what we put in, which means it has averaged 4.48% a year in its 10 year life so far.<\/p>\n
The fund should have sold all its holdings by now and returned a handsome profit to its owners. But it hasn’t — largely because it’s been a semi-horrible ten years.<\/p>\n
This fund is not untypical of those who started their life in the halcyon days of 2005-2006 (unsuspecting investors were easy to sell) — only to be hit by 2008, when everything fell apart.<\/p>\n
By contrast, Vanguard’s VTI — “total stock market ETF” — has achieved 7.95% a year over the same ten years. That’s much higher.<\/p>\n
Had I invested $1 million in this equity fund, I would now be worth $1,550,000. Had I put $1 million in VTI, I would now be worth $2,148,950 — or $598,950 more. I’d be 40% better off. (I did invest in the fund. And fortunately I invested also in VTI.)<\/p>\n
There are several morals to this story:<\/p>\n
+ Timing is critical. Committing yourself to long 10-year up-and-down business cycle is a big risk.<\/p>\n
+ Funds tend to last longer because the management fees are so huge — often 2% of assets managed and 20% of profits. By contrast VTI charges 0.04% of assets managed and no % of profits. The difference between 2% and 0.04% puts a lot of money in your pocket, not the manager’s. That’s critical to understand.<\/p>\n
+ What went on in previous fund generations (where returns were 30% to 40% a year) will not go on in a new one. That’s sort of Murphy’s Law of funds. I hope 2018 won’t be 2008. But you never know. See the next point.<\/p>\n
+ ETFs and publicly listed stocks are liquid. You can sell them when they hit your 15% stop loss threshold. And buy them back when they rise 15% from the bottom. \u00a0You can’t do that with private equity funds. You’re stuck with them.<\/p>\n
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