{"id":41001,"date":"2017-11-22T12:05:09","date_gmt":"2017-11-22T17:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=41001"},"modified":"2017-11-22T12:05:09","modified_gmt":"2017-11-22T17:05:09","slug":"happy-thanksgiving-and-it-is-a-happy-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=41001","title":{"rendered":"Happy Thanksgiving. And it IS a happy Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Thank you for<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/SQYTD.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-41002\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/SQYTD.jpg\" alt=\"SQYTD\" width=\"742\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/SQYTD.jpg 742w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/SQYTD-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 742px) 100vw, 742px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAnd thank you for Roku, Central Garden, Netflix, Alibaba, TakeTwo, Amazon,, Tencent, Google, Nvidia, Microsoft, etc.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Most importantly, thank you the opportunity to invent stuff that we can sell.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Imagine, not one car maker I know of makes a place for your iPhone. Here&#8217;s a $7.99 solution. I hope the inventor gets rich beyond his wildest dreams.\u00a0 Click <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00WU3W43G\/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>here.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/aukey.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-41003\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/aukey.jpg\" alt=\"aukey\" width=\"570\" height=\"392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/aukey.jpg 570w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/aukey-300x206.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">One enterprising fellow makes dollies that climb stairs&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thewheels.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-41004\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thewheels.jpg\" alt=\"thewheels\" width=\"500\" height=\"325\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thewheels.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thewheels-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And thank you for the one billion web sites in the world &#8212; all available via Google to sell me something I may need.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;m with Michael, Anne, Eleanor and Peter in California for Thanksgiving. It&#8217;s glorious out here.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/MichaelFamily2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-41005\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/MichaelFamily2.png\" alt=\"MichaelFamily2\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/MichaelFamily2.png 640w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/MichaelFamily2-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">For now, I can only focus on joy and, of course, bad Thanksgiving &#8220;humor&#8221; (for the kids):<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Why can&#8217;t you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ My cooking is so bad, said one mom,\u00a0 my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/HarryNewton.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21218\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/HarryNewton.jpg\" alt=\"HarryNewton\" width=\"200\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/HarryNewton.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/HarryNewton-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nHarry Newton, who&#8217;ll worry about net neutrality later. For now, his happiness knows no bounds. 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