Buy more Nvidia (NVDA).<\/p>\n 99% of us are clueless making a presentation.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n We drone on and on. Our PowerPoint slides are boring. Worse, they confuse the audience. Should they pay attention to you or your slides? Your audience is confused, and bored.<\/p>\n When did you last take a course on public speaking? When did you last go to Toastmasters?<\/p>\n How to give a killer presentation. From the Harvard Business Review.<\/em> Click here.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n One good idea. Yuch.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n If I can’t sell Staples short, how about Office Depot? Sadly, someone had the same idea — long before me. It’s hard to sell short. It’s all a matter of timing. Too dangerous for me, at present.<\/p>\n It’s been snowing all night.<\/strong><\/span> So my morning goes like this;<\/p>\n 8:00 I made a snowman.<\/p>\n 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.<\/p>\n 8:15 So, I made a snow woman.<\/p>\n 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest.<\/p>\n 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.<\/p>\n 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.<\/p>\n 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.<\/p>\n 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.<\/p>\n 8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.<\/p>\n 8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : “Yeah, if it’s up yours”<\/p>\n 8:45 Local TV news crew shows up after I’m arrested for “threatening” the police. Reporter asks if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, “Snowballs” and am thereafter referred to a sexist.<\/p>\n 8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.<\/p>\n 9:00 I’m on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.<\/p>\n 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.<\/p>\n 9:29 A Jihadist group claimed it was their plot.<\/p>\n Moral to the Story: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the America we live in today!<\/p>\n Favorite recent New Yorker cartoons<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n![\"TonySeba\"](\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/TonySeba-2.jpg\")
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