{"id":46225,"date":"2019-04-01T19:10:17","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T23:10:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=46225"},"modified":"2019-04-01T19:10:17","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T23:10:17","slug":"there-is-joy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=46225","title":{"rendered":"There is joy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;You&#8217;re over 75?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;Yes. I look that bad?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;You don&#8217;t have to take your shoes off.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/tsa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46258\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/tsa.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/tsa.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/tsa-300x171.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The TSA got intelligent. Thank you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>&#8220;Bulls charge into Q2&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">That was the headline on CNBC when stocks jumped today (Monday, April 1).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Dow up was 1.27%. Nasdaq was up 1.29%. Our own portfolio of stocks was up 1.60%.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Of course, nobody knew why &#8212; though there were plenty of theories.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">CNBC was so desperate for reasons that it even had the now-thinner Larry Summers on for an extraordinary amount of boring airtime.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Last week the big news was inversion: the 10-year treasury was paying less than the 2-year. When that happens that means a recession has to be coming. That&#8217;s the theory.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The shaded parts are recessions.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/InversionChartfromFRnklinTempleton.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46252\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/InversionChartfromFRnklinTempleton.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"675\" height=\"486\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/InversionChartfromFRnklinTempleton.jpg 675w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/InversionChartfromFRnklinTempleton-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/YieldInversionChart.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/YieldInversionChart.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"722\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/YieldInversionChart.jpg 722w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/YieldInversionChart-300x171.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 722px) 100vw, 722px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">All debt inversions of the past 50+ years have been followed by recessions.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I read a whole lot of why debt inversions cause recessions. The explanations were all baffling.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I figured this out:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Economic activity is slowing. No one is borrowing long-term. (Big simplification.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ The Fed (and other central banks, and investors overseas) have bought so many long-term treasurys that they cause interest rates to fall.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Lower interest rates are great for my real estate syndicators, some of whom are refinancing at these remarkably low interest rates.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Some are sending money to their investors.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Thank you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">None of the inversion talk will tank the stockmarket long-term or even short-term &#8212; this year, for example. That&#8217;s my belief.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;m hanging in, as are all of my intelligent friends. (I bet some won&#8217;t like that.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Thoughts on Tech<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Lyft is\u00a0 way over-priced. It&#8217;s losing money hand over fist. Worse, it&#8217;s a one product company &#8212; rise sharing &#8212; facing a huge, much-larger competitor, Uber, that&#8217;s actually easier to use.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Apple does so well in Hawaii.I went shopping with only my iPhone and paid everywhere with Apple Pay. Everyone took it. Despite my dour outlook for Apple News+ and Apple Movies, the company continues its huge stock buyout which obviously benefits us stockholders. (I will not pay Apple News+ $10 a month to get access to magazines I don&#8217;t want to read.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Amazon is roaring back, maybe soon reaching its December high of $2,050. Looking good.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Stocks I&#8217;d buy on a pullback: Netflix, Crown Castle, Paypal and Square.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Travel is getting easier and more fun<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Susan and I have flown six times recently on American. All flights were on-time, most arriving early.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Everything works better and better. Some of the meals are even great for my diet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I never thought I&#8217;d schlep to Hawaii for a week. But no sweat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">We&#8217;re going back to Kona for spring break next March with the kids. Then we&#8217;re going fishing for Blue Marlin:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/BlueMarlin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46255\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/BlueMarlin.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/BlueMarlin.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/BlueMarlin-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>They grow to 1,500 lbs. You can do catch and release.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>You get jet lag going east.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I have four &#8220;cures.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Get on local time asap.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Sleep.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Sun.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Berries:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/berries.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46246\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/berries.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"183\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/berries.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/berries-300x110.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Travel eats your phone&#8217;s battery.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Waze and Google Maps eat battery. My solutions:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ A Mophie. Click <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mophie.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>here.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ An Anker PowerCore, now much improved:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/AnkerPowerCore.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46242\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/AnkerPowerCore.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"205\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Costs $37. Click <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Anker-PowerCore-Ultra-Portable-VoltageBoost-Technology\/dp\/B00Z9QVE4Q\/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=anker+power+brick&amp;qid=1554132924&amp;s=gateway&amp;sr=8-3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>here.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Biggest travel tips:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Never go barefoot. Everyone has damaged a toe in an unfamiliar place. Me too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Take fewer clothes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Don&#8217;t check. My 25 inch wheelie fits virtually all overhead containers. It&#8217;s the one on the right. The one of the left is a &#8220;legal&#8221; 22 inch case.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/bags.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/bags.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/bags.png 600w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/bags-300x239.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">No one has stopped me taking my 25 inch on board. You can live 10 days out of the 25 incher.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Before you sign with Airbnb or VRBO&#8230;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Insist they have HBO and The Tennis Channel.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ For WiFi, at least 20 meg download. Measure it <a href=\"https:\/\/www.speakeasy.net\/speedtest\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>here.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">+ Checkout time of noon, not 10:00 AM.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Death by coconut<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Being hit by a falling coconuts is the leading cause of death in Hawaii.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In Maui, they have warning signs.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/dontWalkCoconutTrees.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46229\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/dontWalkCoconutTrees.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/dontWalkCoconutTrees.png 350w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/dontWalkCoconutTrees-266x300.png 266w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And they have men who climb coconut trees for a living.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/coconutclimber.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46233\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/coconutclimber.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"470\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/coconutclimber.png 350w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/coconutclimber-223x300.png 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The climbers &#8220;fix&#8221; the trees so\u00a0 the trees can&#8217;t make coconuts for four to six months.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A professional coconut climber gave me the authoritative death &#8220;statistic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Why I love software<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Last week I was 4,935 miles away.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Hawaiidistance.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46227\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Hawaiidistance.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"359\" height=\"163\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Hawaiidistance.jpg 359w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Hawaiidistance-300x136.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 359px) 100vw, 359px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I received 12 emailed alerts that I have a water leak in the basement.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Who cares? I&#8217;m on vacation.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">An hour later on the first one (and all the others) I receive this alert.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/LoveSoftware.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46226\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/LoveSoftware.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/LoveSoftware.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/LoveSoftware-300x118.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I did absolutely nothing. Nice to know it&#8217;s fixed. God bless, the Internet of Useless Things.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Why did Trump become President?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The most amazing apology from a Trump disliker &#8212; namely Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone. Fascinating stuff. Click <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/politics\/politics-features\/taibbi-trump-russia-mueller-investigation-815060\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>here.<\/strong><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Never give your friends investment advice<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As luck will have it, the one you recommend will go bad. And the K-1 will make it seem even worse&#8230; Oiy veh.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/HarryHIbscusSmall.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/HarryHIbscusSmall.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"236\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nHarry Newton That&#8217;s me in Kona, Hawaii last week. Next time I run this photo I&#8217;ll Photoshop those horrible snakes in my neck. Photoshop is cheaper than botox. My new teeth do look pretty good.<\/p>\n<p><script>\/\/ <![CDATA[\n(function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){\n  (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),\n  m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)\n  })(window,document,'script','\/\/www.google-analytics.com\/analytics.js','ga');\n\n  ga('create', 'UA-45200733-1', 'technologyinvestor.com');\n  ga('send', 'pageview');\n<\/script>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re over 75?&#8221; &#8220;Yes. I look that bad?&#8221; &#8220;You don&#8217;t have to take your shoes off.&#8221; The TSA got intelligent. Thank you. &#8220;Bulls charge into Q2&#8221; That was the headline on CNBC when stocks jumped today (Monday, April 1). Dow up was 1.27%. Nasdaq was up 1.29%. Our own portfolio of stocks was up 1.60%. 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