{"id":50335,"date":"2020-04-16T11:22:10","date_gmt":"2020-04-16T15:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=50335"},"modified":"2020-04-16T11:22:10","modified_gmt":"2020-04-16T15:22:10","slug":"the-economy-is-tanking-in-places-the-stockmarket-is-booming-in-places-heres-how-to-figure-where-and-to-stay-sane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/?p=50335","title":{"rendered":"The economy is tanking &#8212; in places. The stockmarket is booming &#8212; in places. Here&#8217;s how to figure where and to stay sane."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The economy is tanking. The stockmarket is booming.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">That&#8217;s simplistic. In some areas the economy is exploding. Our local, boring supermarket is booked up until next Wednesday for delivery to our car.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It looks like a V-shaped recovery. This is Nasdaq this year.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-50346\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/nasda-year-to-date.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"363\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It&#8217;s really weird.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I have friends who are 80% to 100% in cash.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">When someone has that much in cash, it means he\/she has no idea where things are going. Which is fine. They sleep at night.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I have learned friends who think stocks are headed down the toilet. They have a lot of shorts (and lots of toilet paper).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I have others who believe this present v-shaped bounce will last until Christmas, when we&#8217;ll have huge Santa Claus rally. These people are heavily invested.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">There are clearly two keys:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u00a0 + Find one tiny segment and thoroughly learn what&#8217;s happening in it and then place your bets. Stay at home has been working, e.g. ZM, Docu, Roku.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u00a0 + Don&#8217;t try to catch falling knives.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">If you have doubts, you should stay out and not mess with gambles you most likely won&#8217;t win &#8212; like trying to pick bottoms.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Cramer did a piece last night on companies that had actually raised their dividends, including JNJ, PG, and ABT.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">JNJ&#8217;s dividend yield is 2.7% &#8212; more than you can earn on a treasury. Gilead is yielding 3.6%. And you might get a coronavirus pop on these two if they solve our virus problems.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">There&#8217;s even a list of 2<strong>5-year Dividend Increasing Stocks<\/strong>. Click <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dividend.com\/dividend-stocks\/25-year-dividend-increasing-stocks\/#tm=3-25-years-increase-stocks&amp;r=Webpage%231328&amp;f_12=true&amp;only=meta%2Cdata%2Cthead\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>here.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Another tip to American innovation<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">America&#8217;s hair salons (which are all closed) are trying to keep secret the real color of their clients&#8217; hair. They are selling hair coloring kits for $120+ with brush, personalized coloring stuff and sundry secret ingredients. We just received this package.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-50344\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/hair-color.-397x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"397\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/hair-color.-397x600.jpg 397w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/hair-color..jpg 453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 397px) 100vw, 397px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Naturally, there&#8217;s a gotcha! The wholesalers of the secrete ingredients are closed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You get the message. Here&#8217;s a new shortage. Trump needs this stuff, too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Your grandkids will love this<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/405451309?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"690\" height=\"388\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowfullscreen title=\"Pass The Pepper: Social Distancing Is Nothing to Sneeze At\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The talented creator is\u00a0Joseph Herscher. You can find more of his wonderful creations <a href=\"http:\/\/josephsmachines.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>here.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>If you don&#8217;t like my sunset photos..<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I don&#8217;t care. First, iPhones do awful with sunsets. Second, fiddling with them in Photoshop is fun.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I didn&#8217;t improve on God&#8217;s work. But, so far, it&#8217;s the best I&#8217;ve done.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Drumroll: I present the evening of April 15, 2020 in Columbia County, New York:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-50336\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Sunset-April-15-2020-750x422.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"750\" height=\"422\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Maybe, it should be a bit redder and bit darker? Thank you Adobe Photoshop.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-50339\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Sunset-April-15-2020-3-750x422.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"750\" height=\"422\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>The sad loss of local businesses\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Show these to your young kids. Good education about puns.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u00a0 + A bra maker has gone bust.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u00a0 + A submarine company has gone under.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u00a0 + A maker of food blenders has gone into liquidation.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u00a0 + A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u00a0 + An origami company has folded.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u00a0 + Main Street Flowers is pruning its business.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">\u00a0 + A local Plumber has gone down the drain.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Today&#8217;s momentous decision<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-50345\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Dinner.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"502\" height=\"499\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Dinner.jpg 502w, https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Dinner-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 502px) 100vw, 502px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>And finally,<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">I was so depressed last night couped up and thinking about the virus, the economy, 20 million unemployed, my Social Security and my retirement funds, etc., I called <strong>The Suicide Hotline.<\/strong> I got a call center in Pakistan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\">I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Life is wonderful.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Stay well. I&#8217;ll keep publishing silly, funny stuff. The best of the best.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">See you tomorrow. &#8212; <em>Harry Newton<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The economy is tanking. The stockmarket is booming. That&#8217;s simplistic. In some areas the economy is exploding. Our local, boring supermarket is booked up until next Wednesday for delivery to our car. It looks like a V-shaped recovery. This is Nasdaq this year. It&#8217;s really weird. I have friends who are 80% to 100% in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50335"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50350,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50335\/revisions\/50350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}