Oh to be young, again, and in love<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\nSon: “Dad, I’ve fallen in love and want to date this awesome girl!”<\/p>\n
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she ?”<\/p>\n
Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter” ;<\/p>\n
Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. . . . .<\/p>\n
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:”Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”<\/p>\n
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she ?”<\/p>\n
Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.<\/p>\n
Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister.”<\/p>\n
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went to his mother crying.<\/p>\n
Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!<\/p>\n
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whomever you want. Don’t listen to him. He’s not your father”.<\/p>\n
Favorite tasteless vaccination cartoons<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Rectal-masks.jpg\")
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And my favorite of all times:<\/p>\n
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If the market plummets tomorrow, don’t be panicked into selling.<\/p>\n
Right now, stockmarkets are — to use a totally tasteless Australian expression — going up and down faster than a whore’s drawers.<\/p>\n
Omicron is bad. Omicron is harmless. Who knows. Who cares. I got boosted. I got my masks. I ain’t going anywhere dangerous.<\/p>\n
That’s it for today.<\/p>\n
Tomorrow morning I play my\u00a0 600th game of singles tennis since the pandemic started (for me) in mid-March of 2020.<\/p>\n
Stay well and keep moving. — Harry Newton<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Today was joysome. Most everything we owned went up BIGTIME. All those delicious, over-priced technology stocks. Today they got even more over-priced. And my skeptical friends got more mad. WDAY has a P\/E of 2,837. It closed today, up 4.14% Apple was up 3.54%. Novavax (NVAX), which I’m in the hole big-time and was about […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56476"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56495,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56476\/revisions\/56495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.technologyinvestor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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