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9:00 AM EST, Monday, March, March 2, 2009. Think how you train children (or dogs). You reward the activity you want. As our government writes checks to reward bad behavior by bad business executives, you train them to expect more checks, and more checks. Today there is talk Washington will give AIG another $30 billion. The government has already given AIG $150 billion. And there is talk that the government, which has already given Citigroup $50 billion, may be preparing to give it another $30 billion. Then there's GM and Chrysler and a zillion other industries who are finding it's easier to sell Washington than their erstwhile customers.

At some point, you have to ask, are there not better solutions? As a measure of the present failures, look at world stock markets. Little optimism there. This morning in Europe and Asia, stocks plummeted, with finance and mining being hurt hard as much as 5%. And there is talk we're looking at another awful week on Wall Street.

I've been gloom and doom on the stockmarket since November 2007 when I said, "Get out." Now my BIG fear is another 20% to 30% drop in stockmarkets -- and the extreme likelihood that a drop of this size could happen soon. Very soon.

The worse part of this downdraft is that there are no safe havens for your money -- other than cash, or cash-equivalents like treasuries or insured bank accounts like CDs. Gold is not a safe haven. It's driven by pure speculation -- the same speculation that got oil to $147 last year (and then the ensuring bust). Now there is talk that silver is a safe haven. When there's talk in the press about "safe havens," you know it's too late. For now, I recommend:

None of us are capable of playing these markets -- except for shorting financials (My only recommendation). Look at the world's best investor, Warren Buffett. Berkshire Hathaway's profits were down 96% in 2008. In his just released 2008 letter to shareholders, Buffett writes:

The table on the preceding page, recording both the 44-year performance of Berkshire’s book value and the S&P 500 index, shows that 2008 was the worst year for each. The period was devastating as well for corporate and municipal bonds, real estate and commodities. By yearend, investors of all stripes were bloodied and confused, much as if they were small birds that had strayed into a badminton game. As the year progressed, a series of life-threatening problems within many of the world's great financial institutions was unveiled. This led to a dysfunctional credit market that in important respects soon turned non-functional. The watchword throughout the country became the creed I saw on restaurant walls when I was young: "In God we trust; all others pay cash."

By the fourth quarter, the credit crisis, coupled with tumbling home and stock prices, had produced a paralyzing fear that engulfed the country. A freefall in business activity ensued, accelerating at a pace that I have never before witnessed. The U.S. - and much of the world - became trapped in a vicious negative-feedback cycle. Fear led to business contraction, and that in turn led to even greater fear.

This debilitating spiral has spurred our government to take massive action. In poker terms, the Treasury and the Fed have gone "all in." Economic medicine that was previously meted out by the cupful has recently been dispensed by the barrel. These once-unthinkable dosages will almost certainly bring on unwelcome aftereffects. Their precise nature is anyone's guess, though one likely consequence is an onslaught of inflation. Moreover, major industries have become dependent on Federal assistance, and they will be followed by cities and states bearing mind-boggling requests. Weaning these entities from the public teat will be a political challenge. They won't leave willingly.

Whatever the downsides may be, strong and immediate action by government was essential last year if the financial system was to avoid a total breakdown. Had that occurred, the consequences for every area of our economy would have been cataclysmic. Like it or not, the inhabitants of Wall Street, Main Street and the various Side Streets of America were all in the same boat.

Amid this bad news, however, never forget that our country has faced far worse travails in the past. In the 20th Century alone, we dealt with two great wars (one of which we initially appeared to be losing); a dozen or so panics and recessions; virulent inflation that led to a 211/2% prime rate in 1980; and the Great Depression of the 1930s, when unemployment ranged between 15% and 25% for many years. America has had no shortage of challenges.

Despite the optimism, Buffett doesn't expect an improvement any time soon. In the annual report he writes, "The economy will be in shambles throughout 2009 – and, for that matter, probably well beyond,"

Stay liquid. From the New Yorker.

Please read this book.

It's beautifully written. In the early 1990s, Galbraith added an introduction, which began:

The Great Crash, 1929 was first published in 1955 and has been continuously in print ever since, a matter now of forty years and more. Authors (and publishers) being as they are, the tendency is to attribute this endurance to the excellence of the work. Evidently this book has some merit, but for worse or perhaps better, there is another reason for its durability. Each time it has been about to pass from print and the bookstores, another speculative episode -- another bubble or the ensuing misfortune -- has stirred interest in the history of this, the great modern case of boom and collapse, which led to an unforgiving depression.

One of the subsequent episodes occurred, in fact, as the book was coming from the printer. There was a small stock market boom in the spring of 1955. I was called to Washington to testify at a Senate hearing on the past experience. During my testimony that morning the stock market went suddenly south. I was blamed for the collapse, especially by those who were long in the market. A fair number of the latter wrote to threaten me with physical injury; a more devote citizenry told me they were praying for my ill health or early demise. A few days after my testimony I broke my leg while skiing in Vermont. The papers carried mention. Letters came in telling me of prayers that had been answered. I had at least done something for religion. ...

That was only the beginning. The offshore-funds insanity of the seventies, the big bust of 1987, less dramatic episodes or fears, all brought attention back to 1929 and kept the book in print. And so again now in 1997.

That we are having a major speculative splurge as this is written is obvious to anyone not captured by vacuous optimism. There is now far more money flowing into the stockmarkets than there is intelligence to guide it. ...

I offer a final word on this book. It was published in the spring of 1955 to an appreciative audience. There a brief appearance on the best-seller lists. I looked with pleasure at the bookstore windows. On my frequent visits to New York, I was distressed to see no sign of it in a small bookshop on the ramp leading down to the planes in the old La Guardia terminal. One night I stopped in to inspect the shelves. The lady in charge finally noticed me and asked me what I sought. Somewhat embarrassed, I passed over the name of the author and said it was a work called The Great Crash. "Not a book you could sell in an airport," she responded firmly.

Bits and Pieces:

+ John A. Thain paid out $3.6 billion in bonuses two days before Merrill Lynch was acquired by Bank of America -- and just weeks before it posted a staggering fourth quarter loss of $15.3 billion. Bank of America bought Merrill for $50 billion in stock. Today, the two companies combined are worth $25 billion.

+ Time Warner charges $7.35 a month to rent its cable boxes, but only $1.75 a month for a cable card which will pop into virtually all new flat screen TVs. That card won't let you watch movies on demand -- but who cares, since Time Warner's selection is so awful.

+ Apollo Management bought Linens 'n Things for $1.3 billion in 2006. By May 2008, Linens 'n Things was in Chapter 11 and Apollo had lost everything. The U.S. is seriously over-retailed.

+ Paul Greenwood, the 61-year-old horse aficionado arrested recently for a $553 million investment scam (probably another Ponzi scheme), spent much on the money on collectible teddy bears.

I don't make this stuff up.

If you missed Friday's column about The Itch Factor, please read it. Click here.

Moving to the west for March
As is our practice, Susan and I have moved to La Quinta, California for March. This way we escape this

for this.

La Quinta is in the Coachella Valley, a desert made verdant by ample underground aquifers. There are over 100 golf courses in the valley. Many of them actually look like the photo above.

This is the La Quinta Resort on whose grounds we've rented a house (at a discount).

In recent years, the resort has been bought and sold by every private equity fund in the land. Predictably, the latest owner paid too much and has sought creative, if deserate, ways to enhance his return. His latest BIG idea was to replace 17 of the 22 tennis courts with a water park featuring a gigantic slippery slide for the kids. The hope was that zillions would flock here during the 120 degree days in the summer and fill the empty hotel. Fortunately, the recession dried up all the money and kiboshed the idea. And the hotel has retreated to its old world charm. In the 1920s it attracted Hollywood stars. These days it gets tennis players and convention attendees, though, I suspect, not many of either this year.

Traveling through Holland.
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

'Those,' she explained, 'are the older goats which are put out to pasture because they no longer produce.'

She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'

A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!'

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