Harry Newton's In Search of The Perfect Investment
Newton's In Search Of The Perfect Investment. Technology Investor.
8:30 AM EST, Friday, November 2, 2007: Dumb
me. I recommended everyone stay away from financials, especially those with
subprime mortgage exposure. But I forgot to tell you to sell short. Look what's
happened to Citigroup.
The number one key to reading this column: Recognize
Harry has (occasionally) a great idea. But he doesn't always connect all the
dots. What with his morning deadline and all that. You need to figure your own
market dropped over 2% yesterday. I don't believe the drop was justified by
the news -- Citigroup downgrade, lower earnings from Exxon, Chrysler's 11,000
job losses. All this means there will be bargains around today. "Stocks
privileges at Vanguard: If you have money with Vanguard
(and everyone should), they will make you a Flagship member. I don't know how
much you have to have. One of the benefits of this ultra-exclusive club -- no
wisecracks about admitting me, please -- you get to invest in funds closed to
other investors. I don't know why they're closed, nor why they're open to me
(of all people). I asked Muriel Fullam, my wonderful assistant (of over 25 years),
to track them. Here are their results. Not shabby at all. Check out the Precious
Metals and Mining Fund. Australians have an expression: a lot better than
a slap in the belly with a cold fish.
saying NO. Say NO to other peoples' ideas on how you should "invest"
(spend) your money. Repeat after me: NO.... NO.....NO. Remember, It's your money
and you're allowed to invest it, spend it, waste it in whatever intelligent
(or dumb) way you wish.
NO is the hardest
word in the English language. NO is the most important word in the English language.
many times does this happen? You get excited
by a great investment idea. Turkey, for example. Then you do a little checking,
find a wonderful fund called Turkish Investment Fund (TKF), which invests
in a broad range of Turkish companies. You check it out. You find this recent
Of course, chart
lie. If I had charted on a monthly (not weekly), things would have looked a
on Turkey? Great place to visit. Super place to vacation. Maybe a nice place
to buy property if you can find something cheap. But not a great place to invest
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wedding invitation you always wanted to receive:
friend sent these two photos. His moral? "Even when you've having
a really bad day, someone will still screw you." I feel for the dead mouse
and for my friend's sick humor.
world's worst pun
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and hears some music. No one
is around, so he starts searching for the source.
He finally locates
the origin. It is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van
Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony
and it is being played backwards. Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades
a friend to return with him.
By the time they
arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh
Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward.
Curious, the men
agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth
Symphony is playing, again backward. By the next day the word has spread and
a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second
Symphony being played backward.
Just then the
graveyard's caretaker ambles up. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an
explanation for the music.
nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!"
Daughter Claire passed the Massachusetts Bar Exam (for lawyers) on her first
try -- a testimony to Claire's years of hard work and her mother's superior
Picture of smiling
father and radiant Claire (now real lawyer) at her recent wedding to Ted Murray
This column is about my personal search
for the perfect investment. I don't give investment advice. For that you have
to be registered with regulatory authorities, which I am not. I am a reporter
and an investor. I make my daily column -- Monday through Friday -- freely available
for three reasons: Writing is good for sorting things out in my brain. Second,
the column is research for a book I'm writing called "In Search of the
Perfect Investment." Third, I encourage my readers to send me their
ideas, concerns and experiences. That way we can all learn together. My email
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