Harry Newton's In Search of The Perfect Investment
Newton's In Search Of The Perfect Investment. Technology Investor.
8:30 AM EST, Monday, September 24, 2007: Hectic
weekend, getting ready for next weekend's BIG daughter wedding. Surveying all
the contractors -- new house and new wedding -- one fact stands out: You
are your own worst enemy. And the biggest "shoot yourself in the
foot skill?" Not staying in touch. So many people "in business
for themselves" ignore email and forget to return their customers' plaintiff
voice mails: "Where are you? We need you to finish up."
On the virtues of borrowing BIG:
Look at this deal. The Macklowes buy seven New York City buildings for $7.6
billion. They borrow 99.34% of the $7.6 billion. Forty nine percent --
$3.86 billion -- must be repaid by next February. The only way they can repay
that money is to sell some of the buildings. But no one will pay what they paid
-- around $1,000 a square foot -- in today's market, especially after the Wall
Street Journal so colorfully wrote about their plight (and the obvious upcoming
the clan's patriarch, also has given a $1 billion personal guaranty on
the deal. The guaranty is valueless if he threatens (or declares) personal bankruptcy.
Such are the realities of today's changing real estate world.
Whos Feeling the Mortgage Pain. Gretchen
Morgenson had this neat piece in the Sunday New York Times. I admire her. She's
a talented financial writer.
DENIAL is a
powerful thing, and nowhere is that more evident than among companies holding
mortgage securities that are on the skids. Nine months into the meltdown of
the home loan market, investors are still waiting for banks, brokerage firms
and other companies to come clean on losses incurred on those securities.
announcement last week from the E*Trade Financial Corporation about problems
in its mortgage operations. That E*Trade actually is in the mortgage business
surprised those who thought it was a discount brokerage firm.
E*Trade disclosed that it was cutting its earnings forecast for 2007 by 30
percent because of higher provisions for loan losses and potential securities
impairments related to mortgages.
Caplan, E*Trades chief executive, said the company would likely take
a $95 million charge in the second half of 2007 and a $245 million provision
for loan losses. The company also expects to record an impairment charge of
$100 million to reflect deterioration in the performance of second lien loans
and collateralized debt obligations.
didnt do much damage to E*Trades stock: it closed Friday at $13.53,
down 4.8 percent from its price just before the announcement.
But Sean Egan,
managing director at Egan-Jones Ratings, an independent credit rating and
research firm, said he expects that this was not the last of the bad news
from E*Trade on its mortgage holdings. He said the roughly $440 million in
charges and loan loss provisions reflect neither the troubled reality of the
mortgage securities markets nor the size of E*Trades portfolio.
In the most
recent quarter, which ended in June, E*Trade held $47 billion in mortgage
securities, home equity loans and loans receivable, or three-quarters
of its total assets. So the charges and loan loss provisions recently taken
by the company total less than 1 percent of those loans.
Mr. Egan argued. They are still marking to model, not to market,
he said. (Harry's comment: This is a very important distinction.)
To be sure,
E*Trade is not alone in valuing its holdings via a computer model rather than
the fire-sale prices that characterize the current market. Still, Mr. Egan
said, a benchmark for a more appropriate valuation of E*Trades holdings
may be the 5 percent discount at which Thornburg Mortgage, a real estate investment
trust, sold $20.5 billion of mortgage assets last month. Thornburgs
mortgages were of a higher quality than E*Trades appear to be, Mr. Egan
A 4 percent
hit would not be unreasonable at E*Trade, Mr. Egan said, which
would probably cost them five years or more of normalized earnings.
president of capital markets at E*Trade Financial, countered that Thornburg
was in a liquidity crunch and that E*Trade, with its retail deposits and access
to Federal Home Loan Bank borrowings, faced no such difficulties.
was forced to sell and they sold at distressed prices, Mr. Webb said
in an interview on Friday. Its important that our constituencies
appreciate that we have a significant capacity to hold these loans to maturity,
and we have $13 billion of excess capacity at the Federal Home Loan Bank.
as is common practice, does not recognize losses in problem loans until
it considers them permanently impaired.
It showed $690
million in unrealized losses in securities held on its books at the end of
June, a vast majority in mortgages. These losses represent temporary impairments
only and are attributable to changes in interest rates, not a decline in credit
quality, the company said.
In valuing its
mortgages, E*Trade uses a model known as the principal-at-risk method, an
internal approach that depicts the unpaid principal balances appropriately,
its filing said.
not exactly know where the real estate market is going, Mr. Webb said.
What we attempted to do was give managements best estimate of
where we think the market is going. We are assuming if the market continues
to get worse, those are the estimates we would ultimately incur.
Mr. Egan said
that he had no problem intellectually with the use of such a system, but that
E*Trade may be using outdated measurements that reflect conditions before
the market collapse and that continuing to use them now may understate potential
As a bank and
a brokerage firm, E*Trade must maintain a certain capital cushion set by regulators.
Based on its size, E*Trade must have a minimum of $2.7 billion to be considered
adequately capitalized; at the end of June, it had capital of $3.6 billion.
a $900 million cushion, which is not all that plump, considering the $690
million in unrealized losses on its books at the end of June.
hard to draw the conclusion that they are not undercapitalized, under current
market conditions, Mr. Egan said.
Mr. Webb disagrees,
arguing that unrealized losses are offset by unrealized gains on its deposits.
withstand another $1 billion in impairments and still be well capitalized,
he is correct. Next week, fresh data on mortgage delinquencies and defaults
will be issued. Nobody expects it to be pretty.
A month ago,
E*Trades shares rose on takeover chatter; the company was said to be
in merger talks with Ameritrade.
But the rumor
died down, a result, Mr. Egan surmised, of the mortgage holdings on E*Trades
its mortgage holdings were the main impediment to a merger, he speculated.
You have this millstone in the form of $47 billion in mortgages that
dont fit in the discount brokerage business, he said.
In the meantime,
E*Trade is reducing its home equity, consumer loans and mortgage securities
and replacing them with margin debt and prime mortgages from its retail customers.
It is exiting the wholesale mortgage market, in which it buys mortgages from
others, and will focus on direct mortgage lending. And it will go back to
being more of a brokerage firm.
are expected to occur over the next two years. And while they do, E*Trade
is essentially asking shareholders to trust that its mortgage models will
be proved right. After the events of the last few months, that is asking a
tips and tats:
Palmolive works. It's seriously boring to report that, at age 65, I find
that cleaning things with warm water and Palmolive works better than Windex
and most everything else.
pictures is a chore. To get things in the middle you have to divide by two.
It's hard to divide our stupid feet and yards system by two. But it's easy to
divide metric. The only place to get a fully metric measure is a place called
What's ultra-fascinating is that the measures come in two widths -- 3/4"
and one inch. Go figure.
3. The $260
Garmin Street Pilot c340 is the best. My country taxidriver says he paid
off his Garmin in less than a month by letting him take fares to weird places.
I tested this thing with him. This is the BEST GPS navigation system I've ever
seen -- including those on high-end cars which cost oodles more. This thing
is portable. Suction cap it onto your window, plug in the cigarette lighter
and you're ready to go. The thing has all the roads for the U.S., Canada and
Puerto Rico. Its screen is touchsensitve. You can find local restaurants, hotels,
sights, airports, easily. I cannot be more impressed. Buy it from Amazon
Garmin's stock has done well also:
My dumbest investment mistake: Falling in love with the company's products and
not buying the stock because I thought it was "too high." Dumb me.
I missed Garmin.
Sometimes (not often) I'm a nice guy: I'm
at a charity event and I bid on a Sony eReader. The good news was that Sony
didn't get my money. The bad news was that I bought another useless toy -- though
I didn't know it at the time. This is the piece of junk I bought for $200.
The Sony eReader is about the size of a paperback book and weighs about 9 ounces.
The big left hand button turns pages. The right hand button/toggle switch gives
confusion a whole new meaning. The six inch screen is its major (and only) redeeming
feature. The brighter the ambient light, the brighter the screen. In low light
you can't read the thing at all. Unlike every other screen you use today --
cell phone, laptop, TV -- this one is not backlit. It reflects light. It reads
The thing will
hold nearly 100 books. To get books you go to Sony's
dumb web site, buy / download what you want. There are several problems.
Sony's selection is abysmal. And its pricing is screwy beyond belief. You'd
think that because you're saving Sony the paper and printing costs, the books
would be cheaper. And in the main, they are -- a little. But -- try this --
Sony is selling Greenspan's Age of Turbulence for $28. Amazon is selling
the hard cover version for $20.99. When I pointed out the insanity of this to
my Sony man, he mumbled about Amazon buying the book cheaper by committing to
buy more copies.
My Sony man, Dan
Albohn, manager of the Portable Reader Systems/ebooks, was actually remarkably
forthright about how difficult it was to get a big bureaucracy like Sony to
be "innovative" in areas like:
1. The physical
design of the unit. No color screen. Stupid buttons. Stupid software, e.g no
way to add your own notes to your book (like you can with a laptop).
2. The lack of
books. Most publishers are simply not interested in letting Sony have their
books. Sony had sold too few eReaders to make it worthwhile.
3. The total user
unfriendliness of the web site you buy eBooks from. If you buy a book, the software
doesn't automatically synch it with your eReader. You have to drag and drop.
Albohn sighed when I mentioned Apple's iTunes, which automatically syncs to
a connected iPod.
There's no point
in continuing, except to point out what's happened to poor Sony since its founder
Akio Morita retired. Sony pioneered so many wonderful things like Trinitron
and the Walkman -- but has done virtually nothing for the past 15 or so years.
Think of the areas it could have done great things -- cell phones, PDAs, BlackBerries,
iPod ... Sony once was a leader in design. But Samsung, Apple and Garmin and
others has stolen that lead.
Check. Check. Remember my friend and his
new house? He writes:
Bank of America
strikes again. I went to the closing for my condo Friday. Attorneys and sellers
are very nice. Everything is cordial. I sign 40 pieces of paper, then pull
out the certified cashier's check given to me by the bank. But it's a receipt
not a check! It's a worthless piece of pink paper. I'm crazed, tearing apart
my briefcase looking for it. Everybody's looking at me like I'm that Ferren
"Mind Control" guy on TV who can buy things with ordinary sheets
A few frantic
phone calls later and we discover that the teller at the bank took the actual
check and filed it as the receipt, and gave me the receipt as the check! Fortunately,
the sellers have a sense of humor.
Also, the bank
fortunately voided the check (if they had lost it instead, it would have taken
90 days to generate a new one). So on Saturday I set up a wire transfer to
kick in this morning to deposit the money into my attorney's account. The
bank will call me as soon as it takes place (provided that they can do that
love New York's subway. It's fast, reliable
and cheap (only $1 a ride for alta kakas 65 and over). Two favorite subway stories:
John and Jane are arguing heatedly. Everyone stops speaking to listen. Finally,
John says, "Be reasonable Jane, I made the date with Mary three weeks before
we got married."
+ Last night the
subway is ultra-crowded. There standing next to me is the largest and most muscled
black man I've ever seen. He's decked out in sunglasses, large hat, rhinestone
earrings and a black t-shirt that read: "Fear not white woman. I'm not
after your purse."
AM and pouring rain
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on
The man gets up
and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain,
is asking for a push.
"Not a chance,"
says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door
and returns to bed.
that?" asked his wife.
drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
help him?" she asks.
"No, I did
not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three
months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should
help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as
he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into
the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
comes back the answer.
"Do you still
need a push?" calls out the husband.
comes the reply from the dark.
you?" asks the husband.
on the swing," replied the drunk.
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