Here’s Australian humor at its very best. From comedian Charlie Pickering, whom I love:
My favorite cockroach stock
HuffPost has this delicious story, headlined:
The bank isn’t just “too big to fail.” It’s too big to fix.
Pack a week before you leave.
Then progressively discard stuff you don’t need — before your final packing.
You do not need everything you plan on taking. Trust me on this one.
Stuff to carry for travel
+ Bar soap. I hate liquid soap.
+ Duxiana travel pillow. Lets you sleep on planes.
+ Extension cords, cellphone cables, chargers, triple adapter, power supplies and country adapters.
+ $100 in one dollar bills. For tipping.
+ An emory board. You can’t carry scissors.
+ One set of polyester clothes — easy to wash.
+ Two laptops. Several flashdrives. Just in case.
+ Global Entry. When we arrived on Saturday afternoon, there were at least 500 people waiting in line. With Global Entry, we breezed through in less than a minute. They waited at least two hours.
Travel photography
+ 99% of people use their iPhone. It has three big pluses. It’s tags your photos with their location. It has an enormous capacity. Battery life is long.
+ SLR cameras are heavy. But you can use them in sunlight.
+ Pocketable cameras like my Canon G5X are the best. You can use it in sunlight. My G5X has great zooming. Carry extra batteries.
Once you return with 1,250 photos what do you do with them? Pick five best. Print them. Frame them. Send the rest to SmugMug.
+ Many places cut you off after 12 hours, or 12 minutes, or whenever. You have to re-logon. A pain.
+ Amazon will download you a book on the worst WiFi connection with amazing speed — often less than 30 seconds. I read using Kindle software on my laptop and my iPhone. Susan likes her Kindle.
+ Google maps with directions work everywhere, with or without WiFi. It’s amazing.
I heard a bunch of others — chiefly relating to the abysmal WiFi on our pricey Regent Seven Seas Explorer cruise ship.

Harry Newton, who warns: Never expect decent WiFi on a cruise ship. But all decent European hotels now have decent WiFi. It’s a new world.


Hey Harry, have you looked into AMD recently? It jumped some 20+% in the last couple of weeks. There might be some shifts in AI chip makers: Tesla planning its own “CPU” for autonomous drive, NVDA being squeezed by it, and now AMD supposedly pushing Intel in CPU business and getting into AI. May be AMD price spike already factored in some of this already but not sure. Something worth looking into.