Today was joysome.
Most everything we owned went up BIGTIME.
All those delicious, over-priced technology stocks.
Today they got even more over-priced. And my skeptical friends got more mad.
WDAY has a P/E of 2,837. It closed today, up 4.14%
Apple was up 3.54%. Novavax (NVAX), which I’m in the hole big-time and was about to give up on, was up 28.89%. I don’t know why. But I’ll take it.
Time for a reward. Buy yourself a pair of beautiful Motion Chelsea suede boots by Swims:
They’re on sale here.
Good news — only $14 at Walmart
These things save schlepping downtown to check if you have, or do not have covid.
Click here. Cheaper than Amazon.
Oh to be young, again, and in love
Son: “Dad, I’ve fallen in love and want to date this awesome girl!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she ?”
Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter” ;
Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. . . . .
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:”Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she ?”
Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.
Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister.”
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went to his mother crying.
Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whomever you want. Don’t listen to him. He’s not your father”.
Favorite tasteless vaccination cartoons
And my favorite of all times:
If the market plummets tomorrow, don’t be panicked into selling.
Right now, stockmarkets are — to use a totally tasteless Australian expression — going up and down faster than a whore’s drawers.
Omicron is bad. Omicron is harmless. Who knows. Who cares. I got boosted. I got my masks. I ain’t going anywhere dangerous.
That’s it for today.
Tomorrow morning I play my 600th game of singles tennis since the pandemic started (for me) in mid-March of 2020.
Stay well and keep moving. — Harry Newton